Head-iquette

I decided to have a man weigh in on the bathroom exchange. Today's question: You're standing in line with 5 men in a bathroom. Do you talk with each other? Make eye contact? Open your wallets and rave about the mutiple compartments?

Kevin tells me that male bathroom ettiquette decries making eye contact. With anything. And small talk is limited to the observation that the place could stand to have more bathroom space.

They also don't chat at the sink, comb their hair, refresh their makeup, brush their teeth with their finger or contort around in the full length mirror to see if their butt looks big in those jeans.