Splintered Posts

Alrighty then, so I'm not that good at keeping promises. Like the one to myself where I was going to get back to regular blogging. Not that the masses having been waiting on the edges of their collective seats for word from me, but blogging does keep me from murdering harming the (relatively, I mean if you made it into my blog you're not exactly innocent...) innocent out of sheer boredom. Those of you who are foolish, bored, righteous, curious enough to continue coming here deserve just what you get.

There is truth in the old axiom "You get what you paid for..."

*OD/Godder gets major props today for tenacity and general stick-to-it-even-if-what-you're-sticking-to-is-being-a-crazy-as-a-loon-pain-in-the-butt-edness. I mean it's been how long since I've posted with any regularity (watch out, there are many unpublished posts lurking in the wings and who knows when they might start showing up) and he still manages to attempt a comment post a couple of times a week.

I invite him to stick around because he entertains me. Let's keep in mind that a line of dancing ants on the kitchen counter entertains me so my standards aren't high these days. However, I have to offer this caveat to *OD/Godder and others who might wander through: If you are easily offended you might want to put one hand over your delicate eyes and read cautiously through a slit between your fingers. But first drop me a comment line and tell me why? ?? Why the hell are you here if you're easily offended?? It's obvious by now that I'm easily offensive so why do it to yourself??

Once you're good with that concept, please pull up a chair and stay awhile. I rarely publish comments but I do read all of them carefully and with consideration. Wouldn't want to miss a golden opportunity to pull a (blog) post out of my splintered eye.